Disturbing

No - i'm not talking about that totally effed-up loss to the Red Sox last night - though that was some disturbing shit. Did you see Papelbon's face at the bottom of the 9th? that guy is a total typical Boston relief-pitching fluke douchebag. 

But anyway - no - what's really disturbing is Mac's sister Amy telling him last week that her son Kenny's got a huge dick. So I was like, wtf? first of all - you and your sister talk about shit like that? and, second of all - are you kidding me? how old is he?

Um - he's 4-friggin-years-old!!!

Not only is he "huge" - like he's not fitting into his undies anymore - he's bigger than his dad! a.k.a. Mac's brother-in-law Dave. and i'm like - That is so effed up! How does Dave deal with that? How does he change Kenny's diaper looking down at that thing and knowing full when that his 4-year-old son has a whole inch on him, maybe more? how does that not totally ruin you, throw you into a mindfuck?

Great. I just found another reason to stay far away from fatherhood.