"Habitually isolated in her quiet apartment, a vulnerable girl (Marianna Palka) with a penchant for soft-core porn ventures out to a local video store, where she meets a store clerk (Jason Ritter) who vows to break down her emotional walls and win her affections. But as he pursues her in bizarre fashion, it's clear that their budding relationship will be anything but conventional."
Okay, just a couple things wrong here:
1. WTF? a movie called "Good Dick" is about a woman???
2. nowhere in the description does it talk about "dick" - unless of course this Marianna girl has a penis, which would absolutely make their relationship "anything but conventional" - and would probably make this a porno.
I rent a movie called Good Dick, and I'd probly expect a documentary about a guy going around, asking girls what they consider a "good dick." Size, naturally. Thickness. Color. Special skills.
(There's this guy on my b-ball team who says he can lift a five pound weight with it - which we all thought was complete and utter bullshit - but then - whatever - it wasn't.) Get the whole spectrum of opinions, you know.
I may have to make this movie - like a campus project. Extra credit. Then finally we'd know what girls really think about the size of their guys and not from some Cosmo quiz results but from their own mouths.
"Good Dick." A new documentary about dick - directed by Rick Baldwin - starring Rick Baldwin and 300 women.
Think CUNY would want to produce??
I may have to make this movie - like a campus project. Extra credit. Then finally we'd know what girls really think about the size of their guys and not from some Cosmo quiz results but from their own mouths.
"Good Dick." A new documentary about dick - directed by Rick Baldwin - starring Rick Baldwin and 300 women.
Think CUNY would want to produce??
I like the title but it should be a movie about a PI with a big cock, huh?
ReplyDeleteHe goes around crackin cases and skulls and when he has to, whips it out, shows what he's got! Is it a det movie, action/adventure, porn...it's all the above.
He's good, he's big, he's a tough musafuka!!!
He'll fk you up, then fk you!!!
What ya think?
i think you have delusions-of-friggin-grandeur stephen.
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