3.26.2010

Tina Fey is Hot

Why i had to explain this to every guy on my team after our practice run this morning is friggin beyond me. "she wears glasses, BRO!" uhhh, she plays a nerdy woman on TV, idiots! it's called a costume!!


She's hot - she's a 9 - if you saw her at a bar, you would abso-friggin-lutely try to pick her up - and you wouldn't even close cause shed want nothing to do with you idiots - end of story. AND she looks like the nice girl type whos actually dirty. just sayin.

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  1. Oh Christ, Ricky! TINA FEY???? TINA FUCKING FEY!!! You got that total wiener tease Jane Krokowski on the show and you go for 4 eyes? Not even Fatso Chest Hair King Baldwin would do her!

    One more thing, do not tell people you invited me to that Freak Group you are so in love with. I so do not have the Curse and you know it. You have seen my dick when it's hard - remember! So quit it!

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  2. oh shit did I just post that you have seen my dick when it's hard?

    shit fuck crap.

    I made that up! It didn't happen! Ricky B. has never seen the stiff peen of Andrew Mac! never never ever!

    oh shit.

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  3. Mac - you are such a friggin 'noid, dude. no one who reads this shit cares how big you are - or if i invited you or not - or gives a shit that i've seen your dick. and for your information, krakowski's not my type. i like 'em small. TINY. TINY TINA FEY. you're just mad cause you KNOW you couldnt close with her. hairy fat baldwin def couldnt close with her. LIVE WITH IT!!!

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  4. geez, dude, ice it. mi fucking case es su fucking casa. whatever the fuck. truce, truce - I'm hoisting my tighty whities.

    wanna go see that band Screwdriver In My Eye, that one Angela likes? They're playing a special concert on Governor's Island for like Passover or something. What the fuck IS Passover. Like the Irish Curse DID passover my house? But not yours. Gotcha, Small Dick!!!!!

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