4.08.2010

The scariest thing i've seen this month

Wikipedia kills me - seriously, these guys cover everything - and today's discovery: an article on human penis size.

Warning: this shit's hella graphic. Like HELLA graphic.

There's pictures -- hard and soft -- charts and graphs and directions on how to measure your dick in every friggin way possible and studies and data and the HISTORY of dick size and a breakdown on how women get off based on the size of your dick. It's like the go-to article for anybody who ever wanted to know anything about guys and size and LifeStyle condoms Cancun experiment on circumference. WTF?!? How the fuck did i not find this sooner??

The highlight's the micropenis breakdown at the bottom - with the link to the micropenis page - YES, micropenises have their own friggin section in wikipedia.

"An adult penis with an erect length of less than 7 cm or just over 2 inches but otherwise formed normally is referred to in a medical context as having the micropenis condition. The condition affects 0.6% men."

0.6% of men?? That's like less than 1 guy for every 100. Christ. And I was totally feelin' pretty good about myself this week too - and then this shit. .6%. 

2 inches forward, 3 inches back.

1 comment:

  1. christ, ricky! did you have to post that?!!! yuck, ewwww, creepy creepy. I went to that website and almost threw up. what is with you?!! I don't want to see a huge color photo of some other guy's junk!

    it's just unnatural, pal. believe me. please. get off the glue stick.

    write about sports or something. write about freaking Tiger Woods. just stop with the peen!

    Andy Fucking Grossed Out Mac

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