Then I knew he was gay when he was like - "you would totally do well on the men seeking men section on craigslist. they got guys on there all the time looking for dudes with small dicks."
And turns out the guy wasnt friggin kidding. i assumed he was full of shit. but no - i went on there as soon as he sent me that email and saw shitloads of posts of guys looking for guys with 2, 3 inch dicks. they'd say things like "a dick i can handle" or "no black guys please - you guys are too big." it was like stumbling into this underworld - an underworld that was completely fucking useless to me cause its guys looking for guys - but still. hopeful. sorta.
Anyway - these days when i'm bored out of my mind i go on craigslist and see if theres any girls looking for guys with small dicks. it's hard to find. sometimes. SOMEtimes. probably because girls are prudes.
there's the 4 sections, you know - W4M, M4W, W4W and M4M. and i love to look at the first post in each section and compare it to the other sections. like for instance - i just went on there - like a minute ago - and pulled the very top post in each section. here's the breakdown:
women seeking men
O Edward, Edward, wherefore art thou Edward? - 18 - pic
men seeking women
Gang Gang Dance tonight with pervy guy - 33 - pic
women seeking women
Now Lets Get NASTY <3 - 22 - (queens)
men seeking men
Wanna BANG A HOT ITALIAN ASS? - 44 - (downtown) pic
You gotta love that all of these are friggin horny ass people looking to get laid - EXCEPT for the women seeking men. Those poor friggin girls - looking for some secret twilight hunk somewhere out in the craigslist world - like their last friggin hope. its sad is what it is. and kinda sweet. but really sad.
Gotta love the lesbos tho. seriously.
here's mine by the way -
men seeking women
don't mind small dicks? don't mind if I do! - 22 - (staten island)
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