watch a Mets game OR beat your head against a friggin wall for 7 HOURS

Yea. 7 hours. How long it took the Mets to close last night against the stinkin Cardinals. And how long it took to confirm the fact that i hate the friggin Mets. 

The score was 0-0 for 18 innings -- uhh, yea -- holy shit. Both teams pulled a run out in the 19th. And then the Mets scored another in the 20th for the win. The only reason they did was cause the stupid friggin Cardinals decided to swap pitchers in the 18th and put in center fielder/third baseman/swingman/complete and utter waste of space Joe Mather -- who (by the way) hasn't pitched a ball game since sophomore year of high school. 

WOW.

And this is why i hate the friggin Mets. cause they can only pull ahead in the 20th when the opposing team brings out a high school pitcher. 

Oh -- and for those of you who are like -- Oh, but it was so exciting -- "What great pitching!" Are you fucking kidding me??? Great pitching from all 19 pitchers who got swapped in and out for 7 hours? 

No. No-no-no. Not good pitching. Crappy hitting. Across the board. 

IN OTHER NEWS

Check out this friggin ride:

Any guy with a car that small, with friggin racing stripes down the spoiler and in BRIGHT GREEN -- any guy with a car like that is totally comfortable with his sexuality. It's like the exact opposite of the hummer phenomenon. This guy's got a giant dick. Or a hot girlfriend who doesnt give a shit how big a dick he's got. cause he's got enough money to buy an $90,000 ride (starting cost, bitches).

good for you, dude.