4.12.2010

Thank you, Maxim

So Alice Eve from She's Out of My League is the hottie on the Maxim cover this week -- uhhhhhh, yea -- she's totally out of all of our combined leagues. she's ridiculous. it took me like a week to get past the cover. 

OUCH.

Anyway, check this out -- maxim did this whole sex interview thing with women. and in one part they asked them to rate these man qualities from 1 to 5 -- 1 like not important and 5 like really important -- and GET THIS -- the majority said:

Penis size? 2  <--- out of 5! check that shit out (5.4% said not at all - i friggin love that 5.4%)
Stamina? 4  <--- easy
Kissing technique? 4  <--- easy
Sense of humor? 5  <--- yes! easy! (and 57.6% too!)


So i was on a high until they got the "how big is too big" question later and 35.2% of them said 9 inches. only 3.9% said 7 inches. 7 was the smallest option on the quiz, which is totally effed up.

come on, ladies. let's be honest. you don't need all those inches.

Another question i dug was the "what man sounds during intercourse are a major turnoff" question. 77.8% said crying. (HAHA -- stop crying when you're having intercourse, Mac -- it's a friggin turnoff). and sad to know that 84.8% of chicks don't have a "signature sex move." i honestly think everybody should have a signature sex move. mine is called the bench warmer.

(for another time)

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